Goons: Indoor Lax Style

Below is a passage verbatim from a Village Voice article on the new Indoor Lacrosse League and the local team the New York Titans (who split their home games between Madison Square Garden and Nassau Colesium). It makes me remember the days when a wok lid was a frisbee, when making holes in walls was deemed a questionably okay pastime by some other than me, and when being asked, "What percentage of freak - goon - creature - dork are you?" was the start of a normal conversation. So, without further ado, here is the article:

Village Voice:
As in the NHL, indoor lacrosse teams usually have a "goon" - hockey players prefer to be called "enforcers," but NLL defenders don't get to be so picky - who'll fight opposing players when necessary in order to protect their more talented teeammates and fire up the crowd. The best offensive players aren't supposed to fight, because their team can't afford to have them get injured or land in the penalty box, but for those same reasons, opposing teams are constantly trying to provoke Boyle and Powell. "You'll get gooned up, but you have to keep your compsure," said Boyle, which led to the following conversation:

Boyle: You hope that your goon comes in and messes with their goon, and they goon each other out.

Powell: And you hope your goon is tougher than their goon. Or you will get gooned.

Boyle: Right, exactly. Because otherwise their goon's gonna beat up your goon, and then that goon's just going to keep beating the hell out of you.

Powell: Gooning.